The Tale of Two Penes

"I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success

Three penis operations? Oy!

Penes, of course, is plural for penis. Clitorides is plural for clitoris. For future reference, you know?
Classified under: penis,
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